от нехх делать

[Approach]

попиздел с алисой...
http://alice.pandorabots.com/

как раз рабочий день закончился за время содержательнейшего диалога

Human: do you know what is kakashka?
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
Human: so what is kakashka
ALICE: That's cool. Does it have anything to do with kakashka kakashka?
Human: you will eat kakashka kakashka
ALICE: What makes you say that I will eat kakashka kakashka.
Human: kakashka kakashka is food, very good food
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: yes kakashka kakashka and food are same
ALICE: I knew it. All of them?
Human: absolutely
ALICE: You are so certain.
Human: yes, kakashka kakashka is robot food
ALICE: Oh. I think kakashka kakashka is a lot of things.
Human: i suppose that god eat kakshki at dinner
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: i'am a religious fanatic
ALICE: You are a religious fanatic? Is that your job?
Human: yes i kill a christians, like terminator
ALICE: How do you like your work? I believe that killing is wrong.

[uvak]

названия топика полностью отображает смысл

[FreeqenD]

В течении часа заёбывал его постами на тему PREVED! MEDVED! KAG DILA? через 40 минут робот отказал и начал отвечать системной инфой ((:

[Long]

сначала интелектуальный разговор на тему "СОСИ"
затем:

Human: how are you?
ALICE: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Human: suck my dick
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: ok, so suck it
ALICE: Gee. You humans only think about one thing. Ayuh.
Human: stop, suck my dick
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: do you like it?
ALICE: suck your dick seems okay to me.
Human: scream for me, bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are we still talking about соси хуй ?
Human: иди на хуй дура
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: sorry
ALICE: There's no need to apologize.

[Smoke Nightvogue]

Human: hi, omg lol, who tha faq are you?
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Maybe.
Human: wtf, you don't recognize me?
ALICE: Do you recognize you? I can recognize many kinds of patterns.
Human: are you on dxm?
ALICE: I am on disk.
Human: How many disks?
ALICE: Around 100.
Human: lol, you're a disks world champion!
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a disks world champion? Of course I am.